Welcome to #NoSleestak Thursdays.

If I don’t forget about it in a few days, #NoSleestak Thursdays will be a weekly series here on HeavenSon.com where I break down the facts on one of my favorite subjects – Bipedal Reptillian Transdimensional Pest Control.

Now . . . It’s worth mentioning that old Zhao An Xin doesn’t REALLY believe in Bipedal reptiles and that in fact – I do know they were a work of Saturday morning kids television fiction and nothing more.

HOWEVER . . . I realized late last year that many of my European and otherwise non-American readers, fans, sycophants and so on were disadvantaged in life because they didn’t know about the Whammy.  Whammies could be all around you and you’d never know until it’s to late and they’ve taken all of your money.  So, Frenchy – Beware.

More recently I’ve begun to realize that most of my readership is blisfully unaware of Slees and their general modus operandi – so I’ll try and make it a point to educate the masses.

Unlike everything else you see on HeavenSon.com – take #NoSleestak Thursdays with a grain of salt. . . (This is the kind of shit they broke my back over in China).

This will all probably go right over your head

In fact – MOST of you won’t really understand this post.  The few that will won’t really understand it at a higher level until at least an hour after you read it.

Every time I’ve educated others about the Slees, it almost always takes a good long while for the profundity of it all to really “sink in”.

Let’s start with the “Business Cycle” . . .

You’ve probably heard talk of this “business cycle” at some point in the past.  Probably throughout your entire life.  You hear about it on the news.  In the papers.  Pundits pontificate upon it.  You’ve probably not thought to much about the business cycle, because it seems like a more or less naturally occurring phenomenon – like the change from spring to summer to autumn to winter.

The business cycle is in fact – Sleestak code talk for engineered perpetual slavery.  I’ll try to show you why in this post.

Gold – Don’t believe the hype

I want to say right at the beginning that in times of economic chaos – people constantly advise you to buy into gold.  Because it’s the only “Safe” investment.   You hear it everywhere – Commercials on talk radio.  Internet advertising.  From the talking heads on TV.

Like most things in life, the truth is out there, it’s simple but it’s mostly COMPLETELY COUNTER-INTUITIVE.

I’m also going to prove to you in this post that you should NOT be investing in gold when things are rough. . . .

Fractional Reserve Lending (Palm – meet face)

I guess this is as good of a place as any to start.

What is Fractional Reserve Lending?  It’s how the banks work.  Basically, for every dollar of “money” the banks have, they’re allowed to loan out $10.  Sound fishy?

How FRL Enslaves You Good Mammals

When you realize how simple, clever and awesome this trick is you’re going to either feel like you’re about to puke or like you’ve been inhaling lines of adderal for the first time (*wink*  *nudge*) . . .

Here’s the basic run down.  The bank has $1.  They loan you $10.  You go to work.  You trade your labor for “money”.  You use this money to pay back the loan from the bank.  But you don’t pay them back the $1 in secured reserves that they loaned from – you pay them back the whole $10 PLUS (+++) interest.

Here’s where it gets sketchier than a drawing pad . . .

Let’s take a break for a minute and talk about how money actually gets made.  It goes something like this:

1. Federal Reserve (Or Bank of England or whatever) has $1.
2. They loan the government $10 and that loan is secured by government savings bonds.
3. Government taxes your income to pay back the loan.
4. Now the bank has $10 plus interest.
5. Bank loans you $100 based on their fractional reserve of $10.
6. You payback $100 + interest.
7. Bank has magically created $100 out of NOTHING except your labor.

It’s basically this hilarious circle jerk of vacuous nothingness wherein you work for free.

“But I don’t work for free – I get STUFF!”

Enter the business cycle . . .

I’m going to say this as simply and clearly as possible.

The business cycle is the process where the Sleestaks take away your stuff which you’ve earned through your work that you did for money which never even existed.

It’s basically a kind of arbitrage . . . The old buy low/sell high routine played out on a fantastic scale.

1. Here’s the short story on how it works:
2. The banks issue a lot of credit into the market place.  Basically they loan and print more money.
3. People buy stuff like businesses, houses, cars, etc. using said credit.
4. Gold is cheap.  The Slees buy it all up.
5. They then decrease the available credit and physical money.
6. The Slees SELL gold.  You buy it at a high price because it’s “safe” and things are looking bad.

It’s so awesome and funny how simple it is.  You work to buy “stuff” at it’s highest price and sell it off at it’s lowest price.

So here’s how to get rich every time, without fail . . .

The basic formula is – The available credit is inversely proportionate to the price of gold.

Don’t believe me?  Use MS Excel, and plot (by fiscal quarter) the available credit, inflation, and the price of gold for the past 50 years on a line graph and see if you don’t get the adderal giggles.

That means – when more money is being put into circulation (in the form of printed money and credit) gold is cheap.  When there’s less in circulation gold is expensive.

But what happens?

People don’t think.  They don’t question what the talking heads tell them.   They get suckered and scammed by people who are smarter than them.

Like right now.  People are thinking about gold as a good investment.  Are you kidding?  Gold is at a super premium price!  Now is the time to buy stock.

Wait until the next phase of the “business cycle” – after the sleestaks have BOUGHT BACK all the gold you’re buying $1500 an ounce for $350 and start selling it for $400/oz again when none of the sheep are buying.

Let me say it again for the English Impaired . . .

90% of the population is being inexcusably stupid.

The Sleestaks make you work for money that doesn’t exist.  You use that  money to buy stuff at a high price in an inflationary environment.  Then they restrict the flow of vapor-capital, and repo all your shit, and in a panic you invest in “safe” things like gold at the highest possible price point, which they intern buy back from you at the lowest possible price point.

Net effect?  You work for free.   You go through a recurring process of expensive gains and cheap loss and your net gains are zero.  Their net gain is your life.

The business cycle.  It’s brilliant, it’s simple and it’s beautiful in a “your hot but feeding off of me” kind of way.

Peace.

P.S.  I’ll probably delete this post . . .

P.P.S – One more time.  Do the opposite of what seems right to the herd every time and you’ll win more often than not.